I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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