I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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