just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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