I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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