lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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