did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's shark week go big or go home
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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