the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
