Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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