she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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