The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You can't just leave with hair like that
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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