I want to stick my p in your. b.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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