Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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