My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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