and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Of course I have a pirate flag
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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