Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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