Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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