You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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