im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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