I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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