I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
not ubering you a puppy
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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