I could make wine with my vomit
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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