It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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