Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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