isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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