She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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