i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
