Me too!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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