We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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