PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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