She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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