Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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