So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
True strength comes from lack of pants
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
