Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a search helicopter?!
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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