we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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