her vagine was all disorganized.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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