I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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