I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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