She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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