Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
