btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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