Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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