I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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