to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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