Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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