just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
they need to just BURY HIM!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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