I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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