my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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