lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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