My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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