CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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