Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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