next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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