She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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