I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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